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That will do for God If there's something Even one little thing That you don't know THAT will  do for God! It won't be long before you can Add something else And God comes further out of hiding From there it's not such a big step To realize you actually know nothing Then Bingo! God becomes everything	God stood up We were rowing ashore With very little freeboard God saw something and Sprang to his feet The whole boat tipped over He was just splashing about Not a care in the world It's alright for him He doesn't have to Pay for the funerals
Blaspheming every day God and I got so mixed up the other week We couldn't work out Which one of us was blaspheming "I'm claiming to be you" he said "No you're claiming to be me" I replied That riotous confusion lasted for hours Now I'm blaspheming every day	God was at the Party This time God really was at the party I had sent requests over the years But I never saw him once Even though he said he never Refused an invitation I even almost missed him this time Thinking he was Elvis in fancy dress But now I've heard his voice I can pick him out in a flash And I can't wait till the next do.
In the Privacy of my own mind Just now In the privacy of my own mind I was making decisions About the neighbour's dog And the war in the Middle East And the checkout girl's smile And shape Suddenly God burst in yelling "You think you can leave me out" "I'll give you something to think about" I can't repeat the beautifully shocking Content of God's thought But now we certainly Understand each other better	God Said The Word Arse The deepest truth reveals God As all and everything Yesterday I opened my mouth And God said the word 'arse' I tried to explain But got confused when God Sent thoughts trying to Pin it on me I could hear him guffawing In the distance What would I know Please dear God Just bump me off Now
I Can't Explain There Now A sound I can't explain In my own home Wait  Let it reverberate In my heart In your heart	Thank you On this dark day I just had the most beautiful Burst of joy Disproving everything Thank you Thank you

Lunch with God Having lunch with God I let him do all the talking I just smiled and nodded And totally agreed Wanting it to last Forever